10 Things I Did Today

Monday, April 25, 2005

Weekend

1. Saw two sea otters humping
2. Listened to a guy with an afro and a bowtie talk about hoe much he “enjoyed gang showers” in front of a packed church
3. Told an old lady I had a sex change when she approached me about wearing Grace and Julia’s name tags at their reunion
4. Drove drunk through a Mc Donald’s Drive through
5. Quoted Lil John several times while ordering our second free Big Mac…. YEEEAHHHH!….. WHAT!!!…. OK!!!
6. Went to the restaurant across the street from my apartment for the first time… I had eggs benedict… It was delicious
7. Slept until 4pm after having breakfast with Grace Steve and Jules
8. Hit my sisters boyfriend with a 4x4
9. Watched the Cartoon and Discovery channels for the remainder of the weekend
10. This man is a genius

19 Comments:

  • heeyy.. he was not saying that he enjoyed it.. meanie.. i like dennis.. :P

    By Anonymous julia, at 3:01 PM  

  • i love dave chappelle's version of lil john.

    By Blogger Kis Lee, at 4:21 PM  

  • dayyyyam, dennis is getting made of fun by some guy he doesn't even know! :P hehe

    HAHAHAHA... i loved your "yeeeah!" going through the drive thru.

    holy crap. i'm laughing again. hehehe... that was so goddamned funny!

    By Blogger grace, at 4:24 PM  

  • and that man is NOT a genius. damn you.

    By Blogger grace, at 4:25 PM  

  • Jules: The Fuck he didnt... Steve back me up on this. He said that one of his fondest memories of MBA was of the gang showers that they used to take. He didnt stop there though.. He continued to say that late at night they would sneak back into the showers sit in a circle talk and eat twinkes.

    Le: Hehe.. Chappelle is my hero

    Gr: Come on the guy is an easy target. He had a fucked up hair cut and a big ass yellow bow tie.... He was aking for it.

    Hehe... I dont care that was the funniest shit EVER! I just wish it translated better to text

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 4:52 PM  

  • Larry, you rule! Nobody ever gets it when I do my Lil John impersonation!! Stupid people!

    By Blogger Mel Mega, at 5:10 PM  

  • i wanna see mel's lil john impersonation!

    By Blogger Kis Lee, at 6:26 PM  

  • he's dorky, but he's a good guy!!!

    hehehe...

    btw... "i'm hooked on a feeling!"

    By Blogger grace, at 8:36 AM  

  • i got your back on this one, that guy made up my mind i would never send a kid there after his talk about how much he looked forward to the gang showers with rubdowns afterwards, and his sideshow hair and bowtie didn't help :P

    By Blogger Caballero Oscuro, at 9:59 AM  

  • aw, jeez.

    he didn't say anything about rubdowns!

    By Blogger grace, at 3:27 PM  

  • Mel: Thanks... Not many people realize the fine intricacies of the Lil John impersonation. And I dont know if I would trust the people you are hanging out with if they cant reocognize a Lil John impersonation.

    LE: ... I bet it would sound sumthin like this " YEEAAAYYHH!!!"...Except in Mels voice

    Grace: George the Animal Steel was a nice guy too... doesnt make him any less of a freak though.

    Oh yeah and..

    Loo, Loo, Loo, I got some apples. Loo, Loo, Loo, you got some too. Loo, Loo, Loo, lets get together. I know what we can Loo, Loo, Lo,o

    Steve: Fuckin A Steve!!... Thank you!... I think you and I were the only people in the whole church that caught that. The girls were all talking and the rest of the church was asleep becasue Sideshow was talking so long.

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 4:03 PM  

  • HOLY SHIT.

    my eyes started to water because i was trying to keep my laughter in...

    i have had that loo loo loo song stuck in my head for days.

    steve's going to kill you now.

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