3/09/05
1. Had a gay coworker tell me he was sorry for being “such a banana”…I was speechless
2. Ate a muffin that tasted like fruit loops
3. Will being lobbying to pass a new law banning obese white women from wearing dashikis to work
4. Have a pimple on my head that I believe may be my conjoined twin
5. Spent over $100 on bodybuilding supplements that taste like shit
6. Planned my next trip down to So Cal (We are coming the weekend of 5/20 Grace, you bring the kimchee I’ll bring the Korean 40s)
7. Burnt my grilled cheese sandwich
8. Ripped a good hunk of skin off my hand and didn’t realize I did it until I saw the blood on my shirt
9. Watched one of my coworkers loose it in a meeting throw his pen then storm out of the conference room
10. Almost fuckin peed myself when my supervisor said “Man…what an asshole”
2. Ate a muffin that tasted like fruit loops
3. Will being lobbying to pass a new law banning obese white women from wearing dashikis to work
4. Have a pimple on my head that I believe may be my conjoined twin
5. Spent over $100 on bodybuilding supplements that taste like shit
6. Planned my next trip down to So Cal (We are coming the weekend of 5/20 Grace, you bring the kimchee I’ll bring the Korean 40s)
7. Burnt my grilled cheese sandwich
8. Ripped a good hunk of skin off my hand and didn’t realize I did it until I saw the blood on my shirt
9. Watched one of my coworkers loose it in a meeting throw his pen then storm out of the conference room
10. Almost fuckin peed myself when my supervisor said “Man…what an asshole”
7 Comments:
You didn't eat the grilled cheese did you? It might have Jesus on it. The virgin Mary sold off eBay for around $30K. Jesus would surely catch more at auction.
By Robert, at 12:21 AM
korean 40s? are you talking about those big bottles of OB Beer? it'd be cool if there was a korean version of mickey's or st. ides.
By Kis Lee, at 1:46 PM
R: Yes I did eat it...Jesus was delicious
Le: Yup thats them. They are more like a 60s though..and in plastic bottles.
By Rarry, at 6:36 PM
I'm totally using that banana line from now on.
By Cindy-Lou, at 2:18 PM
awesomeness... looking forward to seeing you :) anyone else coming?
By grace, at 9:53 AM
Rod and Joe are coming too. Although we may not see much of Joe. He met girl on Friendster that lives in Anehiem, and she has already planned his weekend for him when we go down.
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