2/25/05

1. Burnt the hell out of two of my fingers on my cloths iron
2. Was hit on by a chick that Im pretty sure was half weremonkey
3. Just noticed Ive been walking around with my fly down all day
4. Have came to the conclusion that my metabolism is retarded…Ive ben hungry even when Im eating
5. Ran into a closed door
6. Missed a step and ate shit walking up the stairs
7. Have an eyelash in my eye that I cant fucking get out… Ive been rubbing it so much it looks like I have pink eye
8. Spent the last 5 hours pretending to do work
9. Stabbed my dad in the hand with a chopstick
10. If one more person sneaks up me while Im working Im gonna punch them in the larynx