2/1/05

1. Tried to make eggseronious
2. Was able to fully extend my arm without whimpering like a 5 year old little girl who scraped her knee
3. Came a couple inches away from being hit by a garbage truck because the dumb bitch in front of me stopped in an intersection
4. Reminded my dad he was fat…just in case he forgot
5. Saw a 400+lb man riding a Vespa
6. Was told that I have “nice pantsss” by a co-worker whom I assumed was heterosexual
7. Came home at lunch to find that my goldfish Fluffy had committed suicide
8. Gave Fluffy a burial at sea
9. Could have sworn I was given the bird by the Microsoft Word office assistant
10. Made the Blog Spotlight on Blogcatalog.com