1/19/05

1. Watched my shower head disintegrate right before my very eyes
2. Witnessed my neighbor take off her side mirror while backing out of her car port.
3. Laghed my ass off when she paused....looked at it... then drove off
4. Talked about getting drunk with my supervisor for 45 minutes because he didnt want to go back to work
5. Called my mom to tell her I love her… and to make me a sandwich
6. Was given a step-by-step breakdown of Nana’s breast exam
7. Was ridiculed by Nana for not having a girlfriend
8. Tried to buy a monkey online
9. Learned that you need a special license to buy a monkey
10. Signed up for monkey maintenance classes