10 Things I Did Today

Thursday, January 13, 2005

1/13/05

1. Killed a spider with my x-roommates tooth brush
2. Shaved with a bar of soap
3. Stopped the profuse bleeding with 1 roll of toilet paper
4. Fell down the stairs
5. Honked my car horn at a goose. It honked back
6. Made eye contact with a pretty girl while singing to myself in my car
7. Played it off like I was talking on a hands free set by putting my hand up to my ear and nodding
8. Accidentally ate an ant. It tasted like pepper
9. Hit my shin on the side of my desk .... hard
10. Filled out my time sheet for the week. Realized I have only done a total of 2 hours of actual work all week

Damn Ive had an eventful morning

posted by Rarry at 10:09 AM

21 Comments:

  • how about "got a new roommate??"

    uhm.. yeah.. where were you bleeding from??

    By Blogger Unknown, at 10:23 AM  

  • i cringed at: shaved with soap.

    ARGH!

    By Blogger grace, at 10:52 AM  

  • 11. Got a new roommate...Its Jules YAAAAAY!!!!

    By Blogger Rarry, at 11:06 AM  

  • I love #10. Too funny.

    By Blogger peachy, at 11:17 AM  

  • jules, are you for real moving in????

    By Blogger grace, at 11:40 AM  

  • hey, i just checked your profile... you were born in the year of monkey! i knew i liked you. little monkey :P

    By Blogger grace, at 11:41 AM  

  • yup.. i'll blog about it later.. :P

    By Blogger Unknown, at 11:53 AM  

  • Oh, this is good. Keep 'em coming. I've also linked to you from my place, cause you're freakin' hilarious.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:00 PM  

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    By Blogger flea, at 12:56 PM  

  • Veronica : It was inside my water bottle. Apparently my it has become a top suicide destination for ants.

    Grace: I love monkeys too... They throw poop. How could you not likle an anmial that throws poop?

    Adelay: Thanks! Im gonna try to get one posted everyday ....unless Im too drunk or hung over to type...Never mind fuck it I'll post even if I am hammered or sick. Should make for an interesting post

    Hyfost: MONKEYS RULE!... Soon we will gather our monkey brethren, rise up and conquer Cleveland!

    By Blogger Rarry, at 1:30 PM  

  • did you know that my bunny (aptly named monkey) also throws her poop? obviously, she doesn't have little hands, but she jumps around until her poop is EVERYWHERE... AFTER SHE'S POOPED IN HER DESIGNATED POOP PLACE! crazy little monkey.

    By Blogger grace, at 4:30 PM  

  • it honked back had me laughing of 3 minutes.

    You are a freak!

    By Blogger Unknown, at 5:48 AM  

  • YOUR BLOG IS SO FUNNY!

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    my weblog -- http://arcnwsptr.blogspot.com/
    shortcut to my page: http://surf.to/adamc/
    [ It's easier to remember ]

    Adam Roy Cohoon [ARC]
    e-mail: arcohoon@hotmail.com
    [my main e-mail address]

    By Blogger ARC23, at 5:59 AM  

  • LOL - Monkeys do RULE and yes we like to throw poop, what could be more fin than that....and we like to pick at each other's fur and eat the flea's off of each other, great source of protein. NO wonder we are sooooo smart!!

    By Blogger flea, at 6:12 AM  

  • so, what did you do today????

    By Blogger grace, at 8:53 AM  

  • Only got 5 so far. Ill post when I come back from lunch Im sure Ill have 10 by then. If not Ill make some shit happen!

    By Blogger Rarry, at 9:03 AM  

  • Followed Grace over, love your style.
    There's no shame in singing in your car. I think it's cute. Claim it and be proud.

    By Blogger Cindy-Lou, at 9:34 AM  

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    eyez_that_melt_u yahoo.com

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