1/18/05

1. Electrocuted myself with the toaster
2. Found out that my cubicle will be available when I go back to the main building @ work because the guy that had taken it over got fired.
3. Told my friend Steve to “stop being a Jew and put in a buck for a tip” at lunch
4. Learned that it is impossible for him to do so because he is in fact Jewish
5. Found out that it is possible to flush an entire roll of toilet paper down a public restroom toilet.
6. Broke an office chair
7. Covered my co-workers desk in post-it notes
8. Discovered just how much I hate XML tagging
9. Cursed at an inanimate object (stupid Macs)
10. Threatened to kill the same object