1/14/05
1. Peed on the toilet seat
2. Punished my goldfish for beating up his brothers
3. Watered Chia Homer
4. Ran over a dead raccoon
5. Shot a co-worker in the eye with a rubber band
6. Blamed it on invisible aliens
7. Tried to move some office furniture… with my mind
8. Learned that I do not have the authority to fire my mailman
9. Was told to “Stop jumping on the God Damn bed!”
10. Tried to explain how a box of condoms got into my glove compartment to my grandma… I told her leprechauns put them there.
2. Punished my goldfish for beating up his brothers
3. Watered Chia Homer
4. Ran over a dead raccoon
5. Shot a co-worker in the eye with a rubber band
6. Blamed it on invisible aliens
7. Tried to move some office furniture… with my mind
8. Learned that I do not have the authority to fire my mailman
9. Was told to “Stop jumping on the God Damn bed!”
10. Tried to explain how a box of condoms got into my glove compartment to my grandma… I told her leprechauns put them there.
posted by Rarry at
1:08 PM
14 Comments:
oh, gross. you pee on toilet seats!!! grody little creature.
they have chia homers??? i need one. to make my life complete.
don't lie to nana! you will be punished severely for this...
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grace, at 1:45 PM
In my defense it was 3:30 in the morning, dark, and I cleaned it.
What Nana doesnt know wont hurt her :P... Besides she would have a heart attack if she found out I wasnt a virgin.
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Rarry, at 1:48 PM
oh great.. is this what i have to look forward to? lar, if i pee in the middle of the night and end up having a wet bottom, i'm going to pee on your bed.
holy jeezus.. i bet she believed you too.. heheh..
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Unknown, at 2:27 PM
yeah, well, nana doesn't deserve to be LIED to!!! for shame, lawrence!
ugh. i hope you have 2 bathrooms :P
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grace, at 2:55 PM
Man I didnt think urinating on the seat was such a big deal. I hate to tell ya but ALL guys pee on the seat. I just happen to have the decency to clean mine up. Most guys will just let it sit and evaporate. Then your sitting in the essence of wee-wee.
I know I shouldnt lie to Nana...but I dont want to kill her either. I want her around long enough to be a Great Nana... Then I'll tell her Im not a virgin.
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Rarry, at 3:28 PM
Guys pee on seats, ladies. Deal with it.
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Jer, at 6:54 PM
Whatever happened to putting the seat up when you pee?
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Cindy-Lou, at 7:38 PM
Im Sorry Nana I love you... Please dont die!
THANK YOU JEREMY!!! ..You ladies should be thanking me for giving you this insight into the male lifestyle.
Beware of dried pee-pee juice!
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Rarry, at 11:12 AM
FOR REALS! why don't you just lift the damned seat up?
i'm going to have to bug steve about this one. he is in SO much trouble if he doesn't lift the seat up...
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grace, at 9:11 AM
oh, i know you must've done SOMETHING over the weekend.
*nag*nag*nag* :P
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