One Shitty 3 Day Weekend 1/15-1/17/05
1. Was asked to leave an all you can eat sushi restaurant
2. Went into a sushi induced coma @ around 7pm Friday night watching Spongebob
3. Called my dad a "pussy" for only doing yard work for 15 minutes and getting winded
4. Apologized when I found out he was having a heart attack
5. Added 1 more to dads heart attack tally... he's now at 8
6. Was offered a job as a male escort while visiting dad... in the hospital
7. Wore Homer slippers in public
8. Played the original Donkey Kong game... that shit is fucking hard!
9. Was bitched slapped by a 3 month old baby
10. Had my ass grabbed by a 135 year old women.
I really hope next weekend is better
2. Went into a sushi induced coma @ around 7pm Friday night watching Spongebob
3. Called my dad a "pussy" for only doing yard work for 15 minutes and getting winded
4. Apologized when I found out he was having a heart attack
5. Added 1 more to dads heart attack tally... he's now at 8
6. Was offered a job as a male escort while visiting dad... in the hospital
7. Wore Homer slippers in public
8. Played the original Donkey Kong game... that shit is fucking hard!
9. Was bitched slapped by a 3 month old baby
10. Had my ass grabbed by a 135 year old women.
I really hope next weekend is better
posted by Rarry at
4:48 PM
8 Comments:
Well, it could be worse. You coulda had MY three day weekend...:)
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Anonymous, at 9:31 AM
wow, heart attack #8, huh? jeez.
you seem to get your ass grabbed a lot. remember in hollywood? :P muwahaha.
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grace, at 10:59 AM
Don't tell me, the 135 year old woman was the one that suggested you becoming an escort. hee hee. I guess that's a compliment..
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peachy, at 11:00 AM
Yeah #8!... Im starting to be convinced that he likes having them. He gets pampered and doesnt have to work for a couple weeks...whats not to like?
Oh Jebus No... The 135 year old lady was my Nana's friend. My Nana said her friend was a bit senile...so I guess that made it OK. If thats the case Im gonna pull that kinda shit when Im an old man.
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Rarry, at 11:10 AM
I abosltely LOVE the original Donkey Kong, it totally kicks ass and yes it is rather difficult but it's all worth it, nothing comes close to it and it's monkeys, you get to control and run monkeys! HOW COOL IS THAT!
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flea, at 12:52 PM
When you're that old you deserve to grab whatever asses you can.
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