1/26/05
1. Fell getting out of bed
2. Iced my quad to shrink the yellow and green bruise I got from taking a mean heel kick to it last night
3. Took 15 Tylenol PM
4. Dozed off at my desk once for each Tylenol taken
5. Went into a meeting completely unprepared and came out of it looking like a hero
6. Was cut off in traffic by a 96 year old women in a brand new Corvette Z06
7. Saw spinners on a 1984 Buick station wagon
8. Hit my sister in the eye with a piece of licorice
9. Was asked by Nana how I got a bruise on my jaw
10. Told Nana “It was that gorilla what escaped from the zoo” (Shhh...Nana doesnt know I fight)
2. Iced my quad to shrink the yellow and green bruise I got from taking a mean heel kick to it last night
3. Took 15 Tylenol PM
4. Dozed off at my desk once for each Tylenol taken
5. Went into a meeting completely unprepared and came out of it looking like a hero
6. Was cut off in traffic by a 96 year old women in a brand new Corvette Z06
7. Saw spinners on a 1984 Buick station wagon
8. Hit my sister in the eye with a piece of licorice
9. Was asked by Nana how I got a bruise on my jaw
10. Told Nana “It was that gorilla what escaped from the zoo” (Shhh...Nana doesnt know I fight)
posted by Rarry at
3:06 PM
11 Comments:
no more fighting, lar! what's wrong with you?
i've seen some spinners on a piece of shit van. it was... pretty damned funny :D
poor nana...
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grace, at 4:46 PM
Hold on a sec...didnt you just encourage me to fight for money?... Im confused
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Rarry, at 5:42 PM
I wanna hear read the licorice in the eye account!
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Deborah, at 7:28 PM
I was sitting minding my own business watching TV during my lunch hour, when all of a sudden I catch an orange to the side of my head. I look to my side and there is my sister with a pillow baracade awaiting my vengence. So instead of unleashing a barrage of flying objects at her right away, I pick up a piece of licorice out the candy dish and wait. I say it was about 15 minutes later, and I see her start to come out of her baracade out of the coner of my eye...So I wait some more untill her gaurd is completly down. 10 minutes later its time for me to go back to work. I calmly get up from the couch put on my jacket and head toward the door. I reach for the door knob, open the door and just as I was about to step out I throw it ninja star style with out looking and catch her right in the eye. After that all I caould hear were her curses through the front door.
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Rarry, at 7:50 PM
MTAS: Thanks for stopping by. Of course I dont mind you putting me on you links list. I love for people to share in the joke that is my life :D
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Rarry, at 7:56 PM
never.ever.stop.
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Anonymous, at 10:18 PM
Good God! The licorice to the eye was too funny! Next thing you know you will be throwing meat at her all "Napolean Dynamite" style! HA!
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MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com, at 9:44 AM
well, you can fight for money. only if i get 10% :P
just make sure that when you're fighting, you make the rule: NOT THE FACE!
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