10 Things I Did Today

Thursday, January 27, 2005

1/27/05

1. Traumatized two Japanese children in the apartment across from mine by walking around my apartment naked with the blinds open.
2. Fully expecting to have indecent exposure charges pressed on me within the next few days
3. Ate a frozen waffle without toasting it
4. Caught my supervisor picking his nose
5. Didn’t know what to do when he started talking to me without showing any signs of stopping
6. Went to Bubba Gumps for lunch with a couple friends
7. When the Hostess asked “How can I help you all?” I told her “Large Marge sent us”…she didn’t get it
8. Learned not to make obscure movie references to strangers
9. Damn near crapped my pants when the waitress sat down and introduced herself as Margie…and you guessed it… she was a big girl
10. Made a mental note to never go back to Bubba Gumps…EVER!

12 Comments:

  • just don't watch porn with the blinds open!!! the cops will come after you!

    By Blogger grace, at 7:09 PM  

  • You like frozen waffles too huh?

    I had 8 frozen waffles for dinner last night myself...
    -->Rascilon<--

    By Blogger rascilon, at 11:29 AM  

  • G: That shouldnt be a problem. I usually have my blinds shut and my door locked when I watch porn ;p

    Rasc: That sounds like my kind of dinner. You should try them fwhile they are still frozen next time. Its like a waffle popsicle

    By Blogger Rarry, at 3:45 PM  

  • Me...Watch 80's porn?... Never... It early 90's

    By Blogger Rarry, at 4:34 PM  

  • good god, why would you wanna watch 80s porn??? bad hair, bad... everything!

    hehe

    frozen waffles, eh? i might have to try that... if it didn't sound so WRONG.

    By Blogger grace, at 4:43 PM  

  • Damn Beenah why you got to bust me out. You know you watched it too ;P

    And it wasnt 80's porn damn it!... It was early 90's ...Ok maybe it was late 80's. It still serves it purpose though

    By Blogger Rarry, at 4:52 PM  

  • HA! I would so love to hang out with you! I make obscure movie references that no one gets ALL THE DAMN TIME! Around here, people think I am pretty crazy! HA! Hey, you live in Monterey, right? I think I puked in that Bubba Gumps bathroom!!! Sweet!

    By Blogger MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com, at 3:08 PM  

  • Mel: Hellz yeah! Its so hard to find people to hang out with that are as dorky as I am. Im trying to get Grace to have a BBQ or something in the near future (hint hint Grace) so I have an excuse to head down south.
    Yup...unfortunatly I live in Monterey...Thats laughs!... Was it the food that made you puke? The cheesy ass wait staff usually makes me loose my lunch.

    Beenah: Dont lie your evil pure Eeeviiillll ;P..j/k

    J: Thank god someone else got it! ... I made that comment in front of 7 people and not one of them got it...they all just gave me dirty looks.

    By Blogger Rarry, at 1:13 PM  

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