2/18/05

1. Came about 1/4in. away from hitting a motorcycle with my car (I hate when fuckers with bikes park them in a regular parking spot)
2. Went over Nana’s to have lunch only to find her sitting there in a cast with a broken foot
3. Was blamed for breaking Nana’s foot
4. Have spent the last 7 hours renaming files…Im bout ready to gouge my eyes out with a hot soldering iron
5. Am pretty sure someone died in the mens room…I could smell death through 3 sets of doors
6. Had a complete stranger try to start a conversation with me while I was trying to make pee-pee
7. Just found some Whoppers in my desk drawer..YAY!
8. Got a late valentine that says the following “Happy Valentines day from a big fish in a small tank” WTF is that supposed to mean? Condescending bitch!
9. Heard “Don’t Fear the Reaper” by the Blue Oyster Cult playing in the cubicle next to mine
10. Yelled out “More Cowbell!!!” … again no one got it… I really need to keep the comments to myself