10 Things I Did Today

Monday, February 07, 2005

2/4-2/6/05

1. Got hammered with my high school football coach
2. Was offered a coaching position
3. Went downtown for the first time ever by myself because I was bored out of my fucking mind
4. Found an orange that was the back of my fridge that was in there for God knows how long…it looked like a briquette
5. Threw a spoiled carton of milk off a 3 story building
6. Followed it up with a frozen chicken
7. Gave my best friends step son an ass beating
8. Was given a Cuban cigar by my best friend as a reward for beating his step son
9. Grabbed a grown mans nipple
10.WORSE SUPERBOWL EVER!!!!

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