2/19-2/21/05

1. Went out with my pain in the ass X on Friday night because she was “in town”
2. Found out much too late that what she meant by “in town” was she’s living in Monterey again…Fuck Im a retard!
3. Caught my goldfish (Jose) doing what I can only assume was masturbating while I was watching the Discovery channel
4. Made a trip to Pet Smart to buy Jose a piece of ass
5. Was told that I should ask to “ purchase a female fish” not “ buy some fish poontang”
6. Learned that the 14 year olds they hire at Pet Smart take their jobs very seriously
7. Ate a Big Mac for the first time in about 4 years
8. Was immediately reminded why it has been 4 years…Im pretty sure I had a slight heart attack on my second bite
9. Got invited to my buddy Johnnie 5’s parent’s house (who don’t speak English) for some homemade Korean BBQ.
10. Spent 2 hours eating in awkward silence…the food was awesome though!