Tag... I'm IT!
Three names I go by:
1. Lawrence
2. Larry
3. Lar
Three screen names that I have had:
1. xtreme78
2. cutedego78
3. kissmeimitalian
Three things I like about myself:
1. my sweet ass
2. my artistic ability
3. my sense of humor
Three things I don't like about myself:
1. too shy
2. too trusting
3. my legs are way to big
Three parts of my heritage:
1. Brazilian
2. Sicilian
3. Ewok
Three things that scare me:
1. carnies … they have small hands
2. Julia’s mom
3. my mom
Three of my everyday essentials:
1. food
2. water
3. porn
Three things I am wearing right now:
1. leopard skin thong
2. green spandex
3. a fake moustache
Three of my fave bands or musical artists:
1. Chaka Chan
2. John Tesh
3. Matisyahu.. the Hasidic Reggae Super Star
Three physical things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. eyes
2. smile
3. willing to have sex with me
Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. Brazil
2. Tokyo
3. Endor
Three new things I want to try in the next 12 months:
1. find a job in So Cal
2. approach a pretty girl
3. start selling some of my art online
Three things I just can't do:
1. fart the National Anthem
2. eat sea urchin
3. shoot laser beams out of my eyes
Three things I want to do before I die:
1. sucker punch a midget
2. win the Lotto
3. kill a bear with a spork
Three celeb crushes:
1. Amerie
2. Kelly Hsu
3. Alf … he’s so dreamy
Jules, Mel ...you guys are IT!....no tag backs either!
1. Lawrence
2. Larry
3. Lar
Three screen names that I have had:
1. xtreme78
2. cutedego78
3. kissmeimitalian
Three things I like about myself:
1. my sweet ass
2. my artistic ability
3. my sense of humor
Three things I don't like about myself:
1. too shy
2. too trusting
3. my legs are way to big
Three parts of my heritage:
1. Brazilian
2. Sicilian
3. Ewok
Three things that scare me:
1. carnies … they have small hands
2. Julia’s mom
3. my mom
Three of my everyday essentials:
1. food
2. water
3. porn
Three things I am wearing right now:
1. leopard skin thong
2. green spandex
3. a fake moustache
Three of my fave bands or musical artists:
1. Chaka Chan
2. John Tesh
3. Matisyahu.. the Hasidic Reggae Super Star
Three physical things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. eyes
2. smile
3. willing to have sex with me
Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. Brazil
2. Tokyo
3. Endor
Three new things I want to try in the next 12 months:
1. find a job in So Cal
2. approach a pretty girl
3. start selling some of my art online
Three things I just can't do:
1. fart the National Anthem
2. eat sea urchin
3. shoot laser beams out of my eyes
Three things I want to do before I die:
1. sucker punch a midget
2. win the Lotto
3. kill a bear with a spork
Three celeb crushes:
1. Amerie
2. Kelly Hsu
3. Alf … he’s so dreamy
Jules, Mel ...you guys are IT!....no tag backs either!
19 Comments:
GAH! Alright, I did it!! It was like torture! Actually it was hard, because I liked some of your answers and wanted to keep them for my own!
By MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com, at 2:25 PM
Thanks Mel... Luv ya!
By Rarry, at 4:09 PM
HIya! i'm blog-hopping from AMERAZN's blog.
i tried sea urchin once .. i can see why they're called urchin now. i don't think i've ever had anything so strong before. i could taste it in the back of my throat for days. i wish someone would have stopped me before i took the dare, it wasn't worth it.
By Nam LaMore, at 8:49 PM
you are deliciously amusing and ur blog cheers up my rather dreary job in grey London. Keep it up I think it’s fabulous!
from an english fan ;)
By Anonymous, at 6:31 AM
your answers were so goddamned funny!
By grace, at 9:07 AM
You hear that Lar? Your English fan wants you to "keep it up"!! Hahaha!! I am such a perv!
By MomMega: mothersmilkblog.com, at 9:44 AM
With his daily dose of porn, that shouldn't be a problem! ;)
By Quyen, at 11:55 AM
you're an artist? that's cool.
a spork, eh? you won't stand a chance.
By Kis Lee, at 12:18 PM
Nothing turns a girl on more than wearing the thong OVER the spandex...keep that in mind...
By Julie, at 12:19 PM
Nam: thanks for stoppin by
I feel ya man... Uni is some nasty shit. Tastes like a someone elses loogie
Anon: Fuck yeah .. I got an English fan! I think you English cats are the coolest fuckers on the planet. Thanks for chekin out my blog.
Grace: funny... but true.. yes even the Ewok part
Mel: Fuckin Mel..indeed you are a perv..Thats why one day you will be mine ;P
Q: A porno a day keeps the Viagra away
LE: Yup...thats how I makes my money
I'll fuck a bear up with a spork
JM: What about wearing the fake moustache over the thong?
By Rarry, at 5:32 PM
we may be cool cats but you americans are hilarious and oh so shaggable ;)
By Anonymous, at 4:32 AM
Damn...and here I thought you were the whole package...if you can't fart the national anthem...I just don't know what I'll do.:)
By Oddgirl, at 11:53 AM
Anon: Thats awesome. I never thought I would her the word shaggable outside of Austin Powers. That just totally made my day.
You hear that guys ... us Americans are shaggable! HELLZ YEAH!
Shifty: Stop shitting in my Birthday cake. My blog I say English people are cool... So bugger off!
Nina: Im trying I swear. I only got the first verse down right now though
By Rarry, at 5:53 PM
admit it lar.. you are in love with my mom that's why you are scared of her.
By Anonymous, at 12:12 PM
larry is a white guy. people think he's funny. a realestate investor who makes a lot of money.
By Anonymous, at 11:52 PM
I thought this was 10 things I did today. In case I'm correct and it really is about that, here goes: (by the way, this is the first time I've done this)
1. I Got up
2. I had breakfast and tea
3. I called the health care insurance company - we got a new one on 6/1.
4. I called Niagara Falls, NY Tourism information number to get a catalog.
5. I read my e-mail
6. I took a shower, dressed, and put on make-up.(is that 3 things?, I'll only count it as one.
7. I did a load of laundry.
8. I called my Aunt (I do this every day since she is 85),
9. I went and picked up my grandson's guitar for his lesson (which is at 5:00).
10. I ate lunch.
11. I made some jello.
13. In about 2 hours,I'll pick my grandson up and take him to his guitar lesson (this is only on Monday).
14. I called a friend and left a message.
15. I e-mailed several people about a mutual friend's death.
16. It is only 3:15 in the afternoion where I live.
17. At 4:30 I will go pick up my grandson from aftercare and take him to his guitar lesson. (this is only on Monday).
18. At 5:30, I'll drive my grandso home, and come home myself and finish my laundry and prepare dinner for my husband and myself (he cooks on weekends because he likes to cook - I hate it!) and he is a better cook than I am. I am impatient so the only temperature o my stove is HIGH.
19. I found out how to blog, I suppose.
20. I will return two telephone calls before 5:00 p.m. local time - I live in Maryland so it would be EDT - Eastern Daylight Time.
21. I want to get some reading done (spiritual and also pleasure).
22. I will eat dinner.
23. My husband and I will end up watching something irrelevant and boring on TV. I can't stand the new sort of shows like the reality shows. Gross!
24. I will see if I get any feedback on this blog.
25. I will finish my laundry.
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