10 Things I Did Today

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Tag... I'm IT!

Three names I go by:
1. Lawrence
2. Larry
3. Lar

Three screen names that I have had:
1. xtreme78
2. cutedego78
3. kissmeimitalian

Three things I like about myself:
1. my sweet ass
2. my artistic ability
3. my sense of humor

Three things I don't like about myself:
1. too shy
2. too trusting
3. my legs are way to big

Three parts of my heritage:
1. Brazilian
2. Sicilian
3. Ewok

Three things that scare me:
1. carnies … they have small hands
2. Julia’s mom
3. my mom

Three of my everyday essentials:
1. food
2. water
3. porn

Three things I am wearing right now:
1. leopard skin thong
2. green spandex
3. a fake moustache

Three of my fave bands or musical artists:
1. Chaka Chan
2. John Tesh
3. Matisyahu.. the Hasidic Reggae Super Star

Three physical things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1. eyes
2. smile
3. willing to have sex with me

Three places I want to go on vacation:
1. Brazil
2. Tokyo
3. Endor

Three new things I want to try in the next 12 months:
1. find a job in So Cal
2. approach a pretty girl
3. start selling some of my art online

Three things I just can't do:
1. fart the National Anthem
2. eat sea urchin
3. shoot laser beams out of my eyes

Three things I want to do before I die:
1. sucker punch a midget
2. win the Lotto
3. kill a bear with a spork

Three celeb crushes:
1. Amerie
2. Kelly Hsu
3. Alf … he’s so dreamy

Jules, Mel ...you guys are IT!....no tag backs either!

28 Comments:

  • GAH! Alright, I did it!! It was like torture! Actually it was hard, because I liked some of your answers and wanted to keep them for my own!

    By Blogger Mel Mega, at 2:25 PM  

  • Thanks Mel... Luv ya!

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 4:09 PM  

  • HIya! i'm blog-hopping from AMERAZN's blog.

    i tried sea urchin once .. i can see why they're called urchin now. i don't think i've ever had anything so strong before. i could taste it in the back of my throat for days. i wish someone would have stopped me before i took the dare, it wasn't worth it.

    By Blogger Nam LaMore, at 8:49 PM  

  • you are deliciously amusing and ur blog cheers up my rather dreary job in grey London. Keep it up I think it’s fabulous!

    from an english fan ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:31 AM  

  • your answers were so goddamned funny!

    By Blogger grace, at 9:07 AM  

  • You hear that Lar? Your English fan wants you to "keep it up"!! Hahaha!! I am such a perv!

    By Blogger Mel Mega, at 9:44 AM  

  • With his daily dose of porn, that shouldn't be a problem! ;)

    By Blogger Quyen, at 11:55 AM  

  • you're an artist? that's cool.

    a spork, eh? you won't stand a chance.

    By Blogger Kis Lee, at 12:18 PM  

  • Nothing turns a girl on more than wearing the thong OVER the spandex...keep that in mind...

    By Blogger Jaded Maniac, at 12:19 PM  

  • Nam: thanks for stoppin by

    I feel ya man... Uni is some nasty shit. Tastes like a someone elses loogie

    Anon: Fuck yeah .. I got an English fan! I think you English cats are the coolest fuckers on the planet. Thanks for chekin out my blog.

    Grace: funny... but true.. yes even the Ewok part

    Mel: Fuckin Mel..indeed you are a perv..Thats why one day you will be mine ;P

    Q: A porno a day keeps the Viagra away

    LE: Yup...thats how I makes my money

    I'll fuck a bear up with a spork

    JM: What about wearing the fake moustache over the thong?

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 5:32 PM  

  • we may be cool cats but you americans are hilarious and oh so shaggable ;)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:32 AM  

  • English people blow goats.

    By Anonymous Shifty McSnort, at 5:18 AM  

  • Damn...and here I thought you were the whole package...if you can't fart the national anthem...I just don't know what I'll do.:)

    By Blogger Nina, at 11:53 AM  

  • Anon: Thats awesome. I never thought I would her the word shaggable outside of Austin Powers. That just totally made my day.

    You hear that guys ... us Americans are shaggable! HELLZ YEAH!

    Shifty: Stop shitting in my Birthday cake. My blog I say English people are cool... So bugger off!

    Nina: Im trying I swear. I only got the first verse down right now though

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 5:53 PM  

  • admit it lar.. you are in love with my mom that's why you are scared of her.

    By Anonymous julia, at 12:12 PM  

  • larry is a white guy. people think he's funny. a realestate investor who makes a lot of money.

    By Blogger duckie, at 11:52 PM  

  • I thought this was 10 things I did today. In case I'm correct and it really is about that, here goes: (by the way, this is the first time I've done this)

    1. I Got up
    2. I had breakfast and tea
    3. I called the health care insurance company - we got a new one on 6/1.
    4. I called Niagara Falls, NY Tourism information number to get a catalog.
    5. I read my e-mail
    6. I took a shower, dressed, and put on make-up.(is that 3 things?, I'll only count it as one.
    7. I did a load of laundry.
    8. I called my Aunt (I do this every day since she is 85),
    9. I went and picked up my grandson's guitar for his lesson (which is at 5:00).
    10. I ate lunch.
    11. I made some jello.
    13. In about 2 hours,I'll pick my grandson up and take him to his guitar lesson (this is only on Monday).
    14. I called a friend and left a message.
    15. I e-mailed several people about a mutual friend's death.
    16. It is only 3:15 in the afternoion where I live.
    17. At 4:30 I will go pick up my grandson from aftercare and take him to his guitar lesson. (this is only on Monday).
    18. At 5:30, I'll drive my grandso home, and come home myself and finish my laundry and prepare dinner for my husband and myself (he cooks on weekends because he likes to cook - I hate it!) and he is a better cook than I am. I am impatient so the only temperature o my stove is HIGH.
    19. I found out how to blog, I suppose.
    20. I will return two telephone calls before 5:00 p.m. local time - I live in Maryland so it would be EDT - Eastern Daylight Time.
    21. I want to get some reading done (spiritual and also pleasure).
    22. I will eat dinner.
    23. My husband and I will end up watching something irrelevant and boring on TV. I can't stand the new sort of shows like the reality shows. Gross!
    24. I will see if I get any feedback on this blog.
    25. I will finish my laundry.

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