10 Things I Did Today

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

5/18/05

Sorry I havent posted in a while guys... Been a crazy month

Anyhoo... heres 10 for ya

1. Jumped over the wall of my cubicle
2. Sneezed so hard I hit my head on my desk
3. Was intimidated by a 80 year old 90lb woman
4. Ripped some serious ass just as a coworker walked into my cubicle
5. Blamed the stench on the janitors not taking out my trash all week
6. Pretty sure she didn’t buy it
7. Tried to contain my laughter as she tried to explain her project to me while she gasped for air and her eyes watered
8. Came close to getting caught writing sexually explicit IMs
9. Went to eat lunch with Nana and found my dad sitting on the couch high on pain killers and wearing a Moo Moo (he just had shoulder surgery)
10. No really my dad is fuckin gone right now. He took like 2 Norco this morning and Im pretty sure he doesn’t know where he is right now. Earlier he was singing slave songs and babbling something about the cotton gin. I need to get me some of those pills.

28 Comments:

  • Ripping some serious ass.. almost sounds painful. HA!

    By Blogger CJ Montroy, at 1:46 PM  

  • when you get some, can i have some, too? mmm, drugs :P

    i laughed out loud, literally, when i read the one about you sneezing. hehehe

    By Blogger grace, at 2:43 PM  

  • I saw a woman sneeze like that at work. She missed a 3-foot concrete post by inches.

    By Blogger Robert, at 5:15 PM  

  • It's about time you blogged!~!~! Hope Dad is doing well!~!~!

    By Blogger AmerAzn, at 9:12 PM  

  • was the 90lbs lady your grammy?

    you're so predicable

    and cute

    By Blogger Marilyndrew, at 10:56 AM  

  • you missed out on a good time. wish you were down here!

    By Blogger grace, at 1:28 PM  

  • CJ: Not as painful as it was for my coworker

    Grace: Fuck yeah you can ... we'll have a Norco party. My dads been in fuckin Lala land for 2 days now. Im getting jealous

    That shit hurt. I think I gave myself a concusion

    Robert: I wish I would have missed my desk..My head still hurts

    Barb: Sorry ... I hate work.
    Dads good though. He thinks hes in Aruba

    MM:I wish it was my Nana... It was actually a coworker. I call her the walking death. Shes 90lbs of menapausal satan spawn

    awweee shux... your makin me blush

    Grace: Fuck I wish I went down there too... Ive been reading your guys bloggs. Im fuckin jealous. I need to head down there agian...soon!

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 4:03 PM  

  • so, when you coming down?

    you're def down for comic-con, right????

    By Blogger grace, at 5:24 PM  

  • Fuckin A im down for comic con. I think I may be goin solo though. Frizzle is still in school and God only knows where Rod is

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 7:14 PM  

  • I want a moo moo.

    By Blogger Cindy-Lou, at 11:01 PM  

  • Wow! You guys go to all the conventions! I'm jealous... :\

    By Blogger Quyen, at 7:27 AM  

  • STILL IN SCHOOL? jeezus when is he done?

    By Blogger grace, at 9:46 AM  

  • CL: I think my dad may have a spare one...I'll hook ya up

    Q: You should come with us. I bet you can pull all kinds of free shit there. All us comic book dorks have the Yellow Fever ;P

    Grace: I think hes there untill late August. Shit he may end up living down south before I do. That chick has him applying to all kinds of PDs in OC. So if hes gets a job out there hes gone.

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 10:05 AM  

  • wait, so are they together-together?

    By Blogger grace, at 12:22 PM  

  • and if q, you decide to go to comic-con with us... you had better not bring chris.

    because i will kick his ass.

    maybe literally.

    By Blogger grace, at 12:33 PM  

  • god.. i hope i can make it this year!!

    By Anonymous julia, at 1:00 PM  

  • Umm...please invite me to the Norco party.

    Also, I have a permanent bruise on my knee because when I sneeze my right leg kicks up and I hit it on my desk if I am at work.

    Cooooooome to Comic-con...I like to tag along with Grace wherever she goes, so I am going with her. Whether she likes it or not!

    By Blogger Mel Mega, at 3:06 PM  

  • Grace: Yeah.. from what he says they are doing well. He just went down there this weekend...It think he might have got some poonie

    Jules: You better go! Its like the comic geek Mecca

    Mel: Damn... are you sure your little body can handle a Norco... I dont want to kill you or anything.

    Hellz yeah .. Come with us.!.. You have to wear that school gilr outfit though so you can get me some free shit. For some reason I just cant get any free stuff when I wear my school girl outfit.

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