10 Things I Did Today

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

6 Pack Abs, Top Gun and West End Girls

1. Was attacked by a urinal
2. Got hit in the face with a rock on the freeway
3. Came to the realization fitness celebrity John Basedow has a big fuckin head
4. Realized the Kenny Loggins is the king of 80s movie theme songs (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Top Gun, Foot loose, Caddy Shack.. The guys a fuckin genius)
5. Have been unable to get the smell of tuna off of my hands… and no that’s not the reason my hands smell like tuna
6. Woke up to find my roommate had moved out and stolen my toothbrush
7. Determined the mother fucker must pay!
8. Will be using all of his mail as TP from here on out
9. Got caught rockin out to the Pet Shop Boys
10. Decided that when I grow up I want to be just like Captain Lou Albano

40 Comments:

  • How did you get to be so damned cool?

    By Blogger Reverend Melek, at 5:50 PM  

  • Now why in the hell would he steal your toothbrush? Hmmm, sounds fishy.

    By Blogger Rachel, at 6:49 PM  

  • hehe... I love Mr. Spicoli...

    By Blogger Jaded Maniac, at 9:04 PM  

  • Kenny Loggins?!?! Man, I didn't know that either...you learn something new everyday!

    By Blogger HS, at 9:11 PM  

  • who threw a rock at you?? did you deserve it?

    By Blogger LE, at 9:34 PM  

  • You have my sympathies. My ex housemate took my micrwave and electricity deposit and fold up chairs... But a toothbrush, now that's personal. That's definitely something to follow up. With a baseball bat.
    ~

    By Anonymous Erin, at 1:58 AM  

  • Cap'n Lou!! Holy shit I hadn't thought about that guy in ages!

    Yknow, you should definatly wipe your ass with your ex roomies mail, stuff back inside and fwd it to him. Be sure to document it. :) Good luck! What a rat bastard for stealing YOUR toothbrush. Blech.

    By Blogger Yoj, at 8:26 AM  

  • Did you know Kenny Loggins only does children's music now?

    By Anonymous Korean Celt, at 8:58 AM  

  • I hate when I am all alone and those damn Urinals come after me! Watch your back, yo!

    By Blogger Mel Mega, at 10:35 AM  

  • I don't know who John Basedow is

    or Kenny Loggins

    or the Pet Shop Boys

    and especially Captain Lou ALbano

    By Blogger Marilyndrew, at 10:53 AM  

  • If he wants to be like them, they HAVE to be good.

    And speaking of that rock getting hurled at you, you must've been in the "danger zone" (Kenny Loggins song :P)

    By Blogger Minona, at 11:04 AM  

  • Gnarzul: Im actually not cool at all...its all a big fuckin sham. Im really a huge dork.

    Rachel: I dont know why he would do suck a thing. Sick bastard! I hope he rots in hell

    JM: Spicoli is a pimp! Hes my hero

    HS: Oh yeah Loggins is a fuckin legend. Hes way cooler than Madonna and all of those other hacks from the 80s

    LE:No one threw a rock at me. It wasnt a drive-by stoning or anything. I had my window down and a rock got kicked up and hit me right on my fuckin forehead.

    Erin: I know that shit was cold blooded. If the bastard didnt live on the other side of the country I would track him down and break his knee caps

    Yoj: Yes!! Someone knew who Captain Lou was!

    Ill make sure to post the soiled mail on my blog before I send it back.

    KC: Now thats just a fucking waste!!

    Mel: That fuckin urinal was crazy!...It spit toilet water all over me while I was making pee pee

    MM: Your kidding right? Im sorry you are no longer part of the family. I'll let you back in on the condition that you Google them all write me a small report about all of them on your Blog ;P

    Minona: Your totally right... they are all super cool. Excpet for Basedow. I hate that fucker!

    Now that I think about it ... I think it was Loggins that kicked the rock up into my face. Ill show him Danger Zone ;p

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 11:30 AM  

  • kenny loggins rocks!

    By Blogger AmerAzn, at 12:00 PM  

  • #8 rocks. Should've been #2. Number two!

    Kenny Loggins and Lou Albano. Super flashback! Didn't Albano play Cyndi Lauper's dad in some of her videos?

    By Blogger PlatinumGirl, at 1:38 PM  

  • So, I guess you'll be wearing one of them satellite dish things when you go to the urinal from now on? You know, those things that dogs have to wear so they don't bite themselves?

    By Blogger Jammie J., at 1:51 PM  

  • *thinking* You know, when you're done at the urinal, you could put the thing around your head to protect it from rocks on the freeway.

    Nevermind that you'd look like a dork, you'd be safe and safety is what it's all about, right?

    By Blogger Jammie J., at 1:53 PM  

  • Oh, and no roommate would EVER steal the toothbrush of someone who wears a satellite dish. In fact, now that I review the list, it seems to me that the satellite dish could resolve every single thing listed here.

    Okay, I'm leaving now. Promise.

    By Blogger Jammie J., at 1:54 PM  

  • i'll consider the essay

    as long as you're not secretly catholic and opposed to premartial intercourse

    By Blogger Marilyndrew, at 2:16 PM  

  • Barb: Fuckin A!... I cant even tell you how sad I am that he only does childrens music now

    J: I didnt attack the urinal ...it attacked me!

    J: I dont think driving with that collar thing would be safe. Sure I would be immuse to rocks. But I would probably kill numerous pedestrians in the process

    J: You drunk?... If you are I am very upset that I wasnt invited ;P

    MM: I am Catholic ... but not a practicing one. Im all for premarital intercourse! Its my favorite pasttime

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 4:52 PM  

  • PG: Missed ya ... sorry about that. But yeah Captain Lou sure as shit was in a couple Cindy Lauper videos. Most Notably "Good Enough" the theme song to the Goonies. One of my favorite movies of all time!

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 4:57 PM  

  • HAH!!!! my god. i was so certain that you were only posting on thursdays that i didn't even scroll down.

    anyway, it was time you got a new toothbrush, anyway. :P

    By Blogger grace, at 8:57 AM  

  • Great post, but how, pray tell, did you get attacked by a urinal?
    Diane

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