6 Pack Abs, Top Gun and West End Girls
1. Was attacked by a urinal
2. Got hit in the face with a rock on the freeway
3. Came to the realization fitness celebrity John Basedow has a big fuckin head
4. Realized the Kenny Loggins is the king of 80s movie theme songs (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Top Gun, Foot loose, Caddy Shack.. The guys a fuckin genius)
5. Have been unable to get the smell of tuna off of my hands… and no that’s not the reason my hands smell like tuna
6. Woke up to find my roommate had moved out and stolen my toothbrush
7. Determined the mother fucker must pay!
8. Will be using all of his mail as TP from here on out
9. Got caught rockin out to the Pet Shop Boys
10. Decided that when I grow up I want to be just like Captain Lou Albano
2. Got hit in the face with a rock on the freeway
3. Came to the realization fitness celebrity John Basedow has a big fuckin head
4. Realized the Kenny Loggins is the king of 80s movie theme songs (Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Top Gun, Foot loose, Caddy Shack.. The guys a fuckin genius)
5. Have been unable to get the smell of tuna off of my hands… and no that’s not the reason my hands smell like tuna
6. Woke up to find my roommate had moved out and stolen my toothbrush
7. Determined the mother fucker must pay!
8. Will be using all of his mail as TP from here on out
9. Got caught rockin out to the Pet Shop Boys
10. Decided that when I grow up I want to be just like Captain Lou Albano
29 Comments:
Now why in the hell would he steal your toothbrush? Hmmm, sounds fishy.
By The Smoking Redhead, at 6:49 PM
hehe... I love Mr. Spicoli...
By Julie, at 9:04 PM
Kenny Loggins?!?! Man, I didn't know that either...you learn something new everyday!
By HS, at 9:11 PM
who threw a rock at you?? did you deserve it?
By LE Sweetz, at 9:34 PM
You have my sympathies. My ex housemate took my micrwave and electricity deposit and fold up chairs... But a toothbrush, now that's personal. That's definitely something to follow up. With a baseball bat.
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By Anonymous, at 1:58 AM
Did you know Kenny Loggins only does children's music now?
By Anonymous, at 8:58 AM
If he wants to be like them, they HAVE to be good.
And speaking of that rock getting hurled at you, you must've been in the "danger zone" (Kenny Loggins song :P)
By Minona, at 11:04 AM
kenny loggins rocks!
By Barbara aka Yooni, at 12:00 PM
#8 rocks. Should've been #2. Number two!
Kenny Loggins and Lou Albano. Super flashback! Didn't Albano play Cyndi Lauper's dad in some of her videos?
By PlatinumGirl, at 1:38 PM
So, I guess you'll be wearing one of them satellite dish things when you go to the urinal from now on? You know, those things that dogs have to wear so they don't bite themselves?
By Jammie J., at 1:51 PM
*thinking* You know, when you're done at the urinal, you could put the thing around your head to protect it from rocks on the freeway.
Nevermind that you'd look like a dork, you'd be safe and safety is what it's all about, right?
By Jammie J., at 1:53 PM
Oh, and no roommate would EVER steal the toothbrush of someone who wears a satellite dish. In fact, now that I review the list, it seems to me that the satellite dish could resolve every single thing listed here.
Okay, I'm leaving now. Promise.
By Jammie J., at 1:54 PM
Barb: Fuckin A!... I cant even tell you how sad I am that he only does childrens music now
J: I didnt attack the urinal ...it attacked me!
J: I dont think driving with that collar thing would be safe. Sure I would be immuse to rocks. But I would probably kill numerous pedestrians in the process
J: You drunk?... If you are I am very upset that I wasnt invited ;P
MM: I am Catholic ... but not a practicing one. Im all for premarital intercourse! Its my favorite pasttime
By Rarry, at 4:52 PM
PG: Missed ya ... sorry about that. But yeah Captain Lou sure as shit was in a couple Cindy Lauper videos. Most Notably "Good Enough" the theme song to the Goonies. One of my favorite movies of all time!
By Rarry, at 4:57 PM
HAH!!!! my god. i was so certain that you were only posting on thursdays that i didn't even scroll down.
anyway, it was time you got a new toothbrush, anyway. :P
By grace, at 8:57 AM
Great post, but how, pray tell, did you get attacked by a urinal?
Diane
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