What Blogger Am I?

today i will learn to use the power of qi…
i am prepared to harness its infinite power to move cigarette boxes and start small fires in my living room.
however my sefu does not believe i am ready to do so..

so i will revolt!
i will use jedi mind tricks to best him and subsequently exploit his knowledge to conquer the world.

once I amass my vast domain, i will then teach Nana the force… she can then make me breakfast whilst watching Jerry Springer.
it shall be grand!
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check the results on Mike's blog