Skittles, Turds and Curly Fries
1. Smacked my friend in the crotch with a pool cue
2. Saw a fat drunk chick tackle her waiter and pillage his lifeless body for an order of curly fries
3. Watched an old lady run a stop light get pulled over and then drive into a ditch
4. Pooed out a turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary…(I’m totally going to hell for that one)
5. Realized that I was going to hell long before the Virgin Mary dookey
6. Discovered the words Pooed, Turd, and Dookey are not in the Microsoft Word Dictionary
7. Blew a snot bubble
8. Hit a co-worker in the tooth with a grape Skittle
9. Stuck my finger into a moving PC fan to see if it was still working…it worked…and it fucking hurt
10. Realized that I have no supervisor at work for the next 2 months…Party in my cube!!!!
Fart Flavor of the Day: Burnt marshmallow and anchovies
2. Saw a fat drunk chick tackle her waiter and pillage his lifeless body for an order of curly fries
3. Watched an old lady run a stop light get pulled over and then drive into a ditch
4. Pooed out a turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary…(I’m totally going to hell for that one)
5. Realized that I was going to hell long before the Virgin Mary dookey
6. Discovered the words Pooed, Turd, and Dookey are not in the Microsoft Word Dictionary
7. Blew a snot bubble
8. Hit a co-worker in the tooth with a grape Skittle
9. Stuck my finger into a moving PC fan to see if it was still working…it worked…and it fucking hurt
10. Realized that I have no supervisor at work for the next 2 months…Party in my cube!!!!
Fart Flavor of the Day: Burnt marshmallow and anchovies
posted by Rarry at
4:33 PM
14 Comments:
Tell me the honest truth because I have yet to hear it....what is it with guys and looking at their crap?!?!Is it just to break a personal best?
Snot bubbles are hilarious....my kids have done it before...Although on a grown man, it might not be as funny....
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Julie, at 4:43 PM
Honestly...its to check to see if they resemble any religious and historical figures. I have also crapped out poo that looked like JFK and 2 out of the 3 wise men.
And yes... snot bubbles are still as funny if done by a grown man
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Rarry, at 4:53 PM
party in your cube, indeed!
maybe it's spelled dookie? have you tried various spellings??? hehe...
dude. i totally want some curly fries now.
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grace, at 5:29 PM
OMG...I totally almost blew out a snot nose thingie too while reading your post...all from laughing. you're are such a dork Lar....i don't know about all that poopoo stuff though...hrm.....
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Barbara aka Yooni, at 11:44 PM
LOL Ewwww! Gross... :P
I was laughing about the curly fry pillaging. Good stuff, Lar ;)
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Quyen, at 12:15 PM
Barbs just shit out the third wiseman last night. A life size version....
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Julie, at 3:42 PM
Julie..you promised you wouldn't tell!~!~!~! *wink wink*
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Barbara aka Yooni, at 3:53 PM
I once crapped a perfect cube. I've been trying to remember the previous day's diet ever since.
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Mike, at 3:43 PM
i call b.s. on the cube poo. ridiculous!
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Kis Lee, at 10:44 AM
I now have a hank-rin for some burnt marshmellows. shit. I loves me some a dem marshmellows.
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Anonymous, at 10:37 PM
Mike: You are my new hero... Ive been trying to crap a perfect cube for years. All I seem can seem to muster are rhomboids
Duckie: Imagine my suprise when I farted burnt marshmellow... I havent had a marshmellow in months
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