10 Things I Did Today

Monday, August 22, 2005

Jesus Hearts Birthdays

1. Stole a dagger from my brother Numsey
2. Got yelled at by my aunt for like 10 minutes after I threw a hamburger at my cousin…not for throwing the hamburger… but because I made a mess on the concrete outside
3. Gave my cousin this card for his birthday



4. Inside the card was the pink slip to his own car
5. Was at the movies waiting for the 40 Year Old Virgin to start and got a sudden urge to throw one of my peanut M&Ms at a random guys head
6. Came to the conclusion that I might just have a problem with throwing things at people
7. Found out that we just got just got fiber optic cable installed at work…Now I can screw around on the internet AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT!
8. Realized how much I enjoy loading the printer at work. Its like Christmas except the only present I get is paper…that’s not mine
9. Saw a guy stall out a 1.5 million dollar ferrari
10. Ate all the Rice Crispy treats that my mom made for a funeral

26 Comments:

  • oh my god! up until number five, i thought this day occured when you were like seven!!! that is so funny!

    By Blogger cammie, at 4:49 PM  

  • no wonder you like monkeys. they throw stuff at people, too.

    By Blogger LE, at 10:40 PM  

  • oh larry

    i'm sure you'll get laid before you're 40

    throwing things at other men is probably not going to help you get ass

    ;)

    By Blogger Marilyndrew, at 8:08 AM  

  • le is so right!! hehehe...

    By Anonymous julia, at 8:11 AM  

  • you JUST came to the conclusion that you may have a problem throwing shit at ppl?! hehehe.

    By Blogger grace, at 10:40 AM  

  • ahh!! you saw the 40 year old virgin?! how was it? would it be worth my once-every-2-years movie outing?

    By Blogger Jaded Maniac, at 8:07 PM  

  • That card is hilarious :P

    By Blogger Quyen, at 7:22 AM  

  • Cammie: Thats understandable...most of the time I still ac like Im 7

    LE: Its true...I heart monkeys

    MM: I get poon...your right though..thorwing shit at people is not the best way to impress the ladies

    Jules: I was born in the year of the monkey... it was destiny

    JM: TOTALLY WORTH IT!!! Honestly one of the funniest movies Ive seen in my life

    Q: The random cards is my thing. For fathers day I gave my dad a card that said "To my favorite aunt" then I wrote in Spanish on the inside

    Grace: I was in denial

    By Blogger Kiss Me Im Italian, at 8:56 AM  

  • I'm glad you ate all the Crispy treats!! Who brings crispy treats to a funeral???

    By Blogger Mel Mega, at 9:46 AM  

  • Well it's the thought that counts in the card at least. =/

    By Blogger Minona, at 11:26 AM  

  • i get spanish cards for everyone in my family for their birthdays. and we're all white.

    at least the translation is on the back.

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