10 Things I Did Today

Thursday, August 11, 2005

gay Gay GAY!!!!

So I just walked into the men’s restroom (at work mind you) and both of the urinals were occupied. Now normally this wouldn’t bother me…but as I was waiting for one of the urinals to free up I noticed that the two gentleman that had them occupied were HOLDING FUCKING HANDS! At the urinal!!!…. While they were making pee pee!!!… One hand on the dong the other holding the hand of the man next to him. WTF!!!!!… I have never seen anything quite this homo in my life. Fearing that I may have become a little more gay for having witnessed this I did what any other heterosexual male in my position would do ….. I fucking sprinted out of the bathroom screaming and crying like a little girl.

Im still a little bit shaken… I think I need to be held…….BY A WOMAN!!! …preferably with big boobies

44 Comments:

  • Who says they're gay? Maybe they were just caught up in the mystical moment of urinating together. The sense of relief uniting them... Yeah, gay as a meatball. Lookout!

    By Anonymous Erin, at 5:00 PM  

  • another delightful picture sure to keep me hot and bothered for a while ;) and along with being english im also half lebanese so the preference you requested yeah i can help you out there ;)
    EB

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 PM  

  • i'm a woman

    i have boobs!

    big boobs!! very comforting

    By Blogger Marilyndrew, at 8:36 PM  

  • uh..maaybe one of the guys was loosing his balance and grabbed onto the other guys hand for stability...

    yeah, sorry thats all I got...and I don't think it helped much :P

    By Blogger HS, at 9:49 PM  

  • I don't think women will ever grasp the horror of what you saw. Gay or not--that shit is just wrong! I don't think you became gayer because of it.

    I don't think there's a guy out there that wouldn't have given you a hug themselves, under the circumstances. Except me, cause that's kinda gay....

    By Blogger Osbasso, at 11:09 PM  

  • Oh man.. I used to work for a well known shipping/parcel company the guy that sat next to me had this thing about going into the bathroom right around the corner from his cube.. He'd go up front on the other side of the building by our receptionist. We never understood why.... so one day we asked... he said he was minding his business and was going into the restroom and heard noises he saw to sets of feet in one stall ... Till this day he's never been the same. Sorry for your pain.

    By Blogger Tina Jay, at 11:30 PM  

  • you've got to be fucking kidding! while peeing?! what did they do when they heard you come in? (or did they even notice?)

    By Blogger Jaded Maniac, at 8:42 AM  

  • the weirdest shit happens in monterey... :P

    By Blogger grace, at 9:51 AM  

  • Damn. Melissa Marie beat me to it.
    I meet those requirements too.

    By Blogger Ali, at 11:13 AM  

  • where the hell are all my comments?

    By Blogger AmerAzn, at 11:16 AM  

  • what i had said was....awww, forget it. I'll hold you Lar!

    By Blogger AmerAzn, at 11:16 AM  

  • i always hold the man's hand while i pee

    By Blogger Marilyndrew, at 1:23 AM  

  • hahaha

    its amazing, they pop up everywhere even though they can't reproduce with each other....

    By Blogger jellofishy, at 1:36 AM  

  • wow! that is priceless!!!


    nice site! :)

    By Blogger cammie, at 3:04 PM  

  • Prolonged exposure to something like that can make you gay?

    Wow it's like second hand smoke now :P

    By Blogger Minona, at 11:48 AM  

  • I just asked my (gay) friend, and he agrees that is pretty gay... even for gay men.

    By Anonymous blondeincali, at 2:15 PM  

  • Hee hee. JelloFishy said "pop up" .. hee hee hee.

    Sometimes being held is the only cure for what ails you. You're a wise man.

    By Blogger Jammie J., at 3:13 PM  

  • Erin: Yeah these guys were gay as a $3 bill. It could have only been gayer if they were singing show tunes.

    EB: ok we are going to have to figure out a way to make this long distance thing work ;)

    MM: I like big boobies...Im on my way

    HS: Thanks for trying to make me feel better but there is no way around it... These fuckin guys may as well have been wearing a tank top, some cut off jean shorts and soem combat boots.

    osb: I dont think I will ever grasp the horror of what I saw... Its going to take years of therpay before Im fully functional again.

    Oh and dont worry about not not giving me a hug... that would be kinda gay ;P

    TJ: Yeah its a horrilbe thing. I think I may have to start a support group for this shit. It seems to be an epidemic

    JM: They didnt even break stream... they just kept doing their thing like I wasnt even in the room

    Grace: And thats why Im moving to So Cal... this place is fucked up!

    Ali: Its cool.. plenty of Larry to go around :p

    Barb: Thanks ...I might need some bolgogi and kimchee too ;P

    MM: If it was a chick fine.. I'll hld her hand (as long as its not the wiping hand) but another dude... Come on!

    JF: I dont undrstand it either man. Im going to have to wash my hands more often so I dont catch the gay

    Cammie: Thanks for stopping by. This kinda shit happens to me all the time

    Minona: I dont know... but Im sure as hell not gonna stick around long enough to find out

    BIC: I knew it... that exhibition was gayer than gay!

    J: In this case boobies were the only cure. A hug just isnt enough sometimes ;P

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