10 Things I Did Today

Thursday, August 11, 2005

gay Gay GAY!!!!

So I just walked into the men’s restroom (at work mind you) and both of the urinals were occupied. Now normally this wouldn’t bother me…but as I was waiting for one of the urinals to free up I noticed that the two gentleman that had them occupied were HOLDING FUCKING HANDS! At the urinal!!!…. While they were making pee pee!!!… One hand on the dong the other holding the hand of the man next to him. WTF!!!!!… I have never seen anything quite this homo in my life. Fearing that I may have become a little more gay for having witnessed this I did what any other heterosexual male in my position would do ….. I fucking sprinted out of the bathroom screaming and crying like a little girl.

Im still a little bit shaken… I think I need to be held…….BY A WOMAN!!! …preferably with big boobies

posted by Rarry at 4:39 PM

21 Comments:

  • Who says they're gay? Maybe they were just caught up in the mystical moment of urinating together. The sense of relief uniting them... Yeah, gay as a meatball. Lookout!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:00 PM  

  • another delightful picture sure to keep me hot and bothered for a while ;) and along with being english im also half lebanese so the preference you requested yeah i can help you out there ;)
    EB

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:32 PM  

  • uh..maaybe one of the guys was loosing his balance and grabbed onto the other guys hand for stability...

    yeah, sorry thats all I got...and I don't think it helped much :P

    By Blogger HS, at 9:49 PM  

  • you've got to be fucking kidding! while peeing?! what did they do when they heard you come in? (or did they even notice?)

    By Blogger Julie, at 8:42 AM  

  • the weirdest shit happens in monterey... :P

    By Blogger grace, at 9:51 AM  

  • where the hell are all my comments?

    By Blogger Barbara aka Yooni, at 11:16 AM  

  • what i had said was....awww, forget it. I'll hold you Lar!

    By Blogger Barbara aka Yooni, at 11:16 AM  

  • hahaha

    its amazing, they pop up everywhere even though they can't reproduce with each other....

    By Blogger sugababes, at 1:36 AM  

  • Prolonged exposure to something like that can make you gay?

    Wow it's like second hand smoke now :P

    By Blogger Minona, at 11:48 AM  

  • I just asked my (gay) friend, and he agrees that is pretty gay... even for gay men.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:15 PM  

  • Hee hee. JelloFishy said "pop up" .. hee hee hee.

    Sometimes being held is the only cure for what ails you. You're a wise man.

    By Blogger Jammie J., at 3:13 PM  

  • Erin: Yeah these guys were gay as a $3 bill. It could have only been gayer if they were singing show tunes.

    EB: ok we are going to have to figure out a way to make this long distance thing work ;)

    MM: I like big boobies...Im on my way

    HS: Thanks for trying to make me feel better but there is no way around it... These fuckin guys may as well have been wearing a tank top, some cut off jean shorts and soem combat boots.

    osb: I dont think I will ever grasp the horror of what I saw... Its going to take years of therpay before Im fully functional again.

    Oh and dont worry about not not giving me a hug... that would be kinda gay ;P

    TJ: Yeah its a horrilbe thing. I think I may have to start a support group for this shit. It seems to be an epidemic

    JM: They didnt even break stream... they just kept doing their thing like I wasnt even in the room

    Grace: And thats why Im moving to So Cal... this place is fucked up!

    Ali: Its cool.. plenty of Larry to go around :p

    Barb: Thanks ...I might need some bolgogi and kimchee too ;P

    MM: If it was a chick fine.. I'll hld her hand (as long as its not the wiping hand) but another dude... Come on!

    JF: I dont undrstand it either man. Im going to have to wash my hands more often so I dont catch the gay

    Cammie: Thanks for stopping by. This kinda shit happens to me all the time

    Minona: I dont know... but Im sure as hell not gonna stick around long enough to find out

    BIC: I knew it... that exhibition was gayer than gay!

    J: In this case boobies were the only cure. A hug just isnt enough sometimes ;P

    By Blogger Rarry, at 4:04 PM  

  • you should post more often... your entries help me pass time at the office.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:58 PM  

  • too fun ny I pale in comparison
    But I shall try harder

    By Blogger David Edward, at 8:21 PM  

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    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:50 PM  

  • Jebus!!! Blogger Spam??? Come on!!!

    By Blogger Rarry, at 8:35 AM  

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